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John Dean · Guest

Subject: Olympics - Most Nonsensical Event
From: allan tracy <thunderbird57303@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: uk.media.tv.misc, uk.legal, uk.politics.misc

What's your vote?

Mine is the triple jump, I mean what’s that all about there's
certainly no ancient tradition, it's very much a modern event (1896)
and originally it was even two hops and a jump instead of the nowadays
hop, step and jump?

But either way, who gives a f**k, just think there’s probably some
poor bastard out there that’s absolutely shit hot at the jump, step
and the hop yet his entire ambition amounts to nothing because he
doesn’t have an event - why?

I personally have just been on the lawn and I did a jump, two hops a
couple of steps followed by another jump before going arse over tit
and getting, what looks like, badger shit all down my trousers - I
demand my World record.

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