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[rec.autos.simulators] Re: French And CERN Build Massive Par
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Uwe Schuerkamp
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: [rec.autos.simulators] Re: French And CERN Build Massive Par Reply with quote
[Submitter's note: the original article was crossposted to several
usenet groups to "warn" of the "dangers" of the Large Hadron Collider
going online soon in Europe. Needless to say, rec.autos.simulator
regulars took their own take on affairs ;-]

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From: andrew.mcp@DELETETHISdsl.pipex.com (Andrew MacPherson)
Subject: Re: French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Gene

rod.gramlich@ualberta.ca (Rod's work news) wrote:

Quote:
It's actually been misreported. They've simply built a European
NASCAR oval and placed it underground so that weather won't be an
issue

Very good. Smile But I must admit I find the LHC more exciting than Nascar.

Having said that, Nascar vehicles and their chubby drivers are so
incredibly heavy we could probably save money by colliding them at low
speed instead of atomic particles at very high speeds.

We'd call it the Large Hillbilly Collider

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