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[cam.misc] Re: lonely impotent twits spending too much energ
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:30 pm    Post subject: [cam.misc] Re: lonely impotent twits spending too much energ Reply with quote

Subject: Re: lonely impotent twits spending too much energy on feeble
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From: Dan Sheppard <dans@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Newsgroups: cam.misc

<m.grogan43@googlemail.com> wrote:
Quote:
a friend of mine maintains that these chatroom/ forum places are
nothing but hiding places for socially inept, badly dressed wishy
washy palefaced premature ejaculators, he says the fact that most
people post under a pseudonym means that they would be totally useless
ina fight

That is certainly true in general.

However, on cam.misc we all wear white tie, or ball gowns when posting.
Some lurkers, particularly the ones we've admitted on scholarships,
wear lounge suits, but only to read.

We all have quite respectable tans from time spent listening to the
gramaphone on the Verandah on farms in Kenya. Our position regarding
pugilism varies, admitedly, though some of us performed respectably in
the schools cup.

Though many of us hold reasonably senior positions in clubs in St
James', attesting to our social accomplishments, it is true that many
of the group remain bachelors.

As such we naturally have no knowledge of our performance in more
intimate matters. However, Biffy is rather a wizard in the Ferrari in
the backlanes around Hinxton Hoo, and cuts a fine figure of a man in
his scarf and goggles.

I consider it appropriate to gloss over your mistaking our various
peerages and titles of office for pseudonyms.

I remain &c.

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