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[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Mean people suck
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:21 pm    Post subject: [alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Mean people suck Reply with quote
From: huey.callison@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Mean people suck
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams

bill van <billvan@shawcanada.ca> wrote:
Quote:
M C Hamster <davolson@speakeasy.nospam.net> wrote:
huey.callison@gmail.com wrote:
M C Hamster <davolson@speakeasy.nospam.net> wrote:
He's universally flawed. He's quintessentially flawed. In his
flaws can be found the alpha and the omega of all the known flaws
of the world. He's a walking, talking bag stuffed full of flaws,
which dribble out on the ground behind him and leave a great flaw
slick, as he perambulates through life's arc. He has a running
tab at the Flaw Bar, and is well-known to the Flaw Police. The
car he drives is flawed, the friends he keeps are flawed, and he
sometimes roots for Chicago sports teams. I could go on, but to
do so would suggest imperfection in myself.
Oh yeah? Well, you're a big jerkface.
I sit in the lotus position, and merely smile.
(Yeah, yeah, it's s funny looking lotus plant, I'll grant you that.)
I sit. The lotus
Is not perfect each moment.
The seasons still pass.

Dude, this thread sucks ass,
and bad haikus aren't helping
in springtime, JERKFACE.

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