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[rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc] Re: [OT] Kangaroo Jack T-Shirts! Sa
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:45 am    Post subject: [rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc] Re: [OT] Kangaroo Jack T-Shirts! Sa Reply with quote
Subject: Re: [OT] Kangaroo Jack T-Shirts! Satan Endorsed, Guaranteed!
From: "Joe Blevins" <joseph.blevins@verizon.net>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc

"steven" <spam@pieceoftheuniverse.net> wrote in message
news:Xns93A48B7427687sjcpieceoftheunivers@69.22.128.14...
Quote:
Long shall last the words of Lots42 The Library Avenger:
From: "Craig J. Clark" cjclark@earthlink.net
I got to take a look at it as it was being priced in the back.
Among the "special" features on the disc is a commentary track --
BY KANGAROO JACK.

shared shudders

Also, wouldn't it be better to have the *actor* who provided the
voice for Kangaroo Jack to do the commentary? Granted, two hours of
apologies may be a little much, but ...

<snip>

There is no "actor" behind Kangaroo Jack. The horrible truth is that the
producers took a *real* live kangaroo and taught it to "speak" (i.e. make
sounds closely resembling human speech) through a series of painful
electro-shocks. On the bright side, the same technique was used to get
Jerry O'Connell to say *his* lines.

Why does the kangaroo in the movie look so patently false, then? Two words:
Botox injections.

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